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Before You Read This Joke, I want you to mentally think of two of Red River's Finest Appointed / Elected  Officials.   Now that you have 2 in mind label 1 Official A, and the other Official B.

 

Now read The Last Rites!

 

 

THE LAST RITES

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of 
Red River County. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see
Official A  and Official B before I die." whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to the
Red River County Government and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Official A and Official B would be delighted to visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital,
Official A commented to Official B "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Official B couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took
Official A's hand in his right hand and
Official B's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally
Official A spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

"Amen" said
Official A.

"Amen" said
  Official B
 

The old priest continued..."He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
               

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